or gallup –
it doesn't matter how you do it,
just as long as you do.
or blade of grass contains a message.
It tells me who's been there and why.
Every fragment of poop
or drop of pee
tells me a story;
if you're sick or healthy,
male or female,
young or old.
It would only be rude if I didn't send a pee-mail back!
Of course I'll have to get mine just a little higher than yours.
When we see each other on the street;
I may bark,
Don't be offended,
that's just my way.